1) Adriano Galliani – Uncle Fester 

2) Tony Adams – The Donkey

3) Yasar Duran – The Bucket


4) Antonio Cassano – Peter Pan

5) Naohiro Takahara – The Sushi Bomber


6) Arjen Robben – The Man Of Glass

7) Nicolas Anelka – The Incredible Sulk

8) Davie Dodds – The Elephant Man


9) Peter Beardsley – Quasimodo

10) Pele – The Jinx